THE BUTTON
A station engineer wrote βdo not pressβ six times. Honestly, that feels excessive.
WARNINGS REMAINING: 4A ONE-NIGHT-ONLY DIGITAL SPECIAL
CHANNELTHIRTYONE
Peel back the plastic. Turn down the lights.
Something strange is broadcasting tonight.
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OCTOBER 31 β’ MIDNIGHT β’ YOUR LOCAL HAUNT
CHANNEL 13 ARCADE
PUMPKIN
PUMPKIN
PANIC!
Catch the treats. Dodge the skulls. Survive the night.
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3 LIVES. NO MERCY.
AFTER-HOURS BROADCAST
DO NOT
DO NOT
ADJUST
YOUR SET
Channel 31 went off the air in 1987.
So why is something still trying to get through?
CH 31
VHF
UHF
UHF
NIGHTSHADE
IF YOU SEE IT, DON'T LOOK AWAY.
THE NIGHT
CHANNEL 31
DISAPPEARED
The station left behind three clues, thirteen pumpkins, and one extremely questionable hotline.
THE NIGHT LINE
LINE STATUS: LISTENING
COSTUME SCANNER
SUBJECT: UNIDENTIFIED
LOCAL HAUNTING REPORT
STATION GUESTBOOK
OCT 31, 1987 Great website!
OCT 31, 1987 Is anyone still there?
OCT 31, 1987 DELETE THIS MESSAGE
TOMORROW I found you.
DR. GOURD'S
PUMPKIN TEETH
Now with 40% fewer whispers!
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WELCOME TO THE
STATION ANNEX
Everything past this point was condemned in 1987. The gift shop remains open.
CURRENT VIEWERS 32
LIVING VIEWERS 31
STATION TIME --:--:--
TONIGHT'S GUIDE
11:30 Weather for Towns That No Longer Exist
12:00 Everybody Loves Raymond
12:01 Raymond Has Been Removed
12:30 Live Feed of Your Empty Living Room
EMPLOYEE DIRECTORY
SELECT AN EMPLOYEE FILE
CONTROL ROOM
MOTION DETECTED ON CAMERA 03
LOST & FOUND
PLEASE CLAIM ONLY YOUR OWN SHADOW
AFTERLIFE WEATHER
TONIGHT Heavy fog with scattered apparitions.
TOMORROW Unavailable.
WEEKEND The moon is expected to notice us.
STATION MAINTENANCE
ALL SYSTEMS ARE MOSTLY LEGAL
BROADCAST OUIJA
YESγγNOA B C D E F G
H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U
V W X Y ZβGOOD BYE
H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U
V W X Y ZβGOOD BYE
THE BOARD IS LISTENING
HAUNTED PHOTO BOOTH
YOUR PORTRAIT
WILL APPEAR HERE
WILL APPEAR HERE
CAMERA READY β’ 1 SUBJECT
STATION PLACEMENT TEST
Three simple questions will determine your permanent department.
POSITION: UNASSIGNED
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
The studio phone rings. At the same time, something knocks beneath the basement door.
TERMS & CONDITIONS
- Channel ThirtyOne may borrow one dream per household.
- Candy corn is accepted as legal tender.
- Closing this page does not terminate the broadcast.
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BROADCAST ACHIEVEMENTS
NO INCIDENTS RECORDED. YET.